i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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