Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Bring me that man meat
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
