YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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