i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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