idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.