i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Wipe that smile off your face.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.