this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Randomize
