so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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