butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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