Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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