dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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