I wannas sexs uuuuu
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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