My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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