I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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