You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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