Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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