Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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