only if we run a train.
done.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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