I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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