what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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