My friends, they love my intelligence
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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