just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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