high people should be assigned attendants
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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