Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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