she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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