The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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