We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize
