do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She needs sedatives and a leash
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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