Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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