oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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