He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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