Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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