Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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