Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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