when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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