Christians are straight up FREAKS
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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