no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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