Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There r osticjed everywhere
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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