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(562): View more from California

Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

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(305): View more from Florida

I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"

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(314): View more from Missouri

What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house

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(623): View more from Arizona

Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.

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(224): View more from Illinois

i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.

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