Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I want to fling myself into the sun
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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