He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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