Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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