making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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