LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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