remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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