So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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