is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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