I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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