have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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