You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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