I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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