my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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