5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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