Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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